a few funny things

I am leaving in 20 minutes to pick up Daniel from the airport – woo hoo! He’s been gone for 4 days, can’t wait for a Daniel filled weekend ahead :) But I wanted to jot down a few things that I think are funny that are happening around here lately.

Zac – Christina’s little boy, Zac, is 3. His older brothers, Ben and Rocco, always refer to my boys as “Noah and Liam” and never refer to them individually, so Zac started calling Noah and Liam, “Newman” …. kind of a combo. It’s hilarious. Zac: “Hey Newman! You coming in my house now?”

Right before the movers came to pack up my house in MI, I was walking around the house trying to make sure everything was in order and that I had packed everything I would need on the trip in suitcases, so it didn’t get packed in boxes. As I was walking around, I came across Daniel’s and my condom stash. I thought it would be weird for the movers to find and pack our condoms, so I tossed all of them in my yellow purse. I didn’t know where else to put them. I figured since I usually use the diaper bag as my daily purse, it was no biggie.

Fast forward to a few weeks later when I ran out the door with my yellow purse in tow. yeah. I had Ray with me and I set my purse in the shopping cart next to him and before I knew it, Ray was holding a condom and bringing it towards his mouth – oh my gosh, so wrong right? So as I reached to grab it quickly from him before anyone saw, he pulled away, not wanting to give up the goods and we struggled with it between us for a second before the condom popped out of our hands. It felt like one of those slow-mo moments in a movie where you watch the condom flying through the air in an arched motion before hitting the ground with a loud thud. I hurried over to where it had landed, snatched it up and stuffed it back in my purse. So embarrassing. But also funny.

What’s even more ridiculous, is that I still haven’t removed the sexy contents of my yellow purse. I went out to the store alone one night and plopped my purse in the shopping cart in front of me and it was just sitting open in the cart revealing the condoms (and a few other things) … so I zipped it up. Man, I’ve gotta find a better place for that stuff.

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